The Envelope, Please: Week 8 Awards

Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.

GAMES

Play this again: No. 6 Miami 52, Louisville 45

Never play this again: No. 2 Oregon 35, Purdue 0

What? No. 11 Tennessee 24, No. 7 Alabama 17

Huh? South Carolina 35, Oklahoma 9

Are you kidding me? Maryland 29, USC 28

Oh. My. God: No. 16 Indiana 56, Nebraska 7

Told you so: No. 5 Georgia 30, No. 1 Texas 15

Wish I was him: Kirby Smart, Georgia

Glad I’m not him: Kalen DeBoer, Alabama

Lucky guy: Matt Campbell, Iowa State

Poor guy: Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Curt Cignetti, Indiana

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Brent Venables, Oklahoma

Desperately seeking … anything: Lincoln Riley, USC

Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Texas A&M

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Iowa

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Georgia Tech

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: UCLA

Dang, they’re good: Kansas State

Dang, they’re bad: Northwestern

Did the season start? Florida State

Can the season never end? Illinois