The Envelope, Please: Week 7 Awards

Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.

GAMES

Play this again: No. 3 Oregon 32, No. 2 Ohio State 31

Never play this again: Notre Dame 49, Stanford 7

What? Wisconsin 42, Rutgers 7

Huh? Arizona State 27, No. 16 Utah 19

Are you kidding me? Iowa 40, Washington 16

Oh. My. God: No. 1 Texas 35, No. 18 Oklahoma 3

Told you so: No. 18 Kansas State 31, Colorado 28

Wish I was him: Matt Campbell, Iowa State

Glad I’m not him: Billy Napier, Florida

Lucky guy: James Franklin, Penn State

Poor guy: Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Kalani Sitake, BYU

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Brent Venables, Oklahoma

Desperately seeking … anything: Mack Brown, North Carolina

Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Clemson

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Utah

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Stanford

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Purdue

Dang, they’re good: Texas

Dang, they’re bad: N.C. State

Did the season start? UCF

Can the season never end? Pitt