The Envelope, Please: Week 5 Awards

Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.

GAMES

Play this again: No. 4 Alabama 41, No. 2 Georgia 34

Never play this again: James Madison 63, Ball State 7

What? SMU 42, Florida State 16

Huh? No. 23 Kansas State 42, No. 20 Oklahoma State 20

Are you kidding me? Arizona 23, No. 10 Utah 10

Oh. My. God: Kentucky 20, No. 6 Ole Miss 17

Told you so: Duke 21, North Carolina 20

Wish I was him: Kalen DeBoer, Alabama

Glad I’m not him: Hugh Freeze, Auburn

Lucky guy: Mario Cristobal, Miami (Fla.)

Poor guy: Brent Pry, Virginia Tech

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Greg Schiano, Rutgers

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss

Desperately seeking … anything: Dave Aranda, Baylor

Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Ohio State

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Utah

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Stanford

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Colorado

Dang, they’re good: Texas

Dang, they’re bad: Houston

Did the season start? Purdue

Can the season never end? Penn State