The Envelope, Please: Week 11 Awards

Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.

GAMES

Play this again: Kansas 45, No. 17 Iowa State 36

Never play this again: No. 2 Ohio State 45, Purdue 0

What? UCLA 20, Iowa 17

Huh? No. 11 Alabama 42, No. 15 LSU 13

Are you kidding me? Georgia Tech 28, No. 4 Miami 23

Oh. My. God: No. 16 Ole Miss 28, No. 3 Georgia 10

Told you so: South Carolina 28, Vanderbilt 7

Wish I was him: Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss

Glad I’m not him: Brian Kelly, LSU

Lucky guy: Eli Drinkwitz, Missouri

Poor guy: Kyle Whittingham, Utah

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Kalani Sitake, BYU

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Pat Narduzzi, Pitt

Desperately seeking … anything: Brent Venables, Oklahoma

Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Oregon

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Miami

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Florida

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Utah

Dang, they’re good: Indiana

Dang, they’re bad: Oklahoma State

Did the season start? Florida State

Can the season never end? Army